April 30, 2012
“ What’s it like being so common?

-Cooper

March 25, 2012
March 20, 2012
“ You may not amount to much, but… no big surprise, right?

-Cooper

March 14, 2012
“ I may be hard up for milk, but you’re no kind of wet nurse.

-Cooper

March 2, 2012
“ Life is like a suppository… sometimes progress leaves you completely covered in feces.

-Cooper

March 1, 2012
Another unpaid gas bill and another night without heat; time to cuddle up for warmth!  “See you in hell, popsicle face.” -Cooper

Another unpaid gas bill and another night without heat; time to cuddle up for warmth! 

“See you in hell, popsicle face.”

-Cooper

February 26, 2012
“ There’s virtually no hope you’ll transfer your genes to any offspring. Mankind kinda dodged a bullet on that one, right?

-Cooper