April 4, 2013
April 2, 2013
Are you seriously eating more rotten Easter eggs? Hate to break it to you, but your pastel diarrhea doesn’t smell so pastel.

-Cooper

March 29, 2013
No shoes, no shirt, no job interview.

-Cooper

March 28, 2013
You’ve shown lots of personal growth lately… ultrapersonal pus-filled growths.

-Cooper

March 14, 2013
Your place will never be in ‘Better Homes & Gardens’, but ‘Hog Squalor Quarterly’ has expressed heavy interest.

-Cooper

February 25, 2013