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"I wouldn't bother trying today if I were you." -my cat Cooper
"I wouldn't bother trying today if I were you." -my cat Cooper
April 4, 2013
April 2, 2013
“ Are you seriously eating more rotten Easter eggs? Hate to break it to you, but your pastel diarrhea doesn’t smell so pastel.
1 month ago-Cooper
March 29, 2013
“ No shoes, no shirt, no job interview.
1 month ago-Cooper
March 28, 2013
“ You’ve shown lots of personal growth lately… ultrapersonal pus-filled growths.
1 month ago-Cooper
March 14, 2013
“ Your place will never be in ‘Better Homes & Gardens’, but ‘Hog Squalor Quarterly’ has expressed heavy interest.
2 months ago-Cooper
February 25, 2013
